IT Jokes :: (01)

1. Children's  school. English  classes. Teacher said:

   - Today we learn the alphabet. He say this A- B - C - D - E ...

      One child stood up and asked:

   - The keyboard – where are you see them?

2. Child of programmer's question:

   - Dad, what notation?

   - How does that mean ... listen, midi files, notation is written on paper.

3. Q: Why does a programmer love a computer more than his wife?

    A: Because the computer would not say, 'I have to leave, I have a headache.'

4. Hello, can you calling tonu?

    - tonu, she had left in the world.

    - He died?

    - No, taking the internet.

5. Two friend’s conversation.

   - I'm starting a new life.

   - Tobacco - alcohol leave up?

   - No, create a new and fresh Facebook account.

6. On the train going to the user and the programmer. Everyone has tickets for users. However, the        programmer bought one ticket. When the checker has come Programmers come into toilet. The tickets  checker to check the toilet door and start knock. One of them gives a ticket at the door of a little gap. The  tickets checker check ticket and go out.

   The next day, the train was again the user and the programmer. The four users bought a ticket.  Programmers do not have any tickets. . When the checker has come Programmers come into toilet. The  Programmers start knock on the door. One of them gives a ticket at the door of a little gap. Programmers  

take this ticket and enter an toilet. A little later come checker....

7. Two friend’s conversation.

   - A woman has been identified with the Internet. How to do a deep relationship with him, do not       understand.

   - you can go a good restaurant’s website with her.

8. Do you want to earn money through Facebook?

   Open your profile, account settings, then deactivate the account.

   Now work with attentively!