1. Children's school.
English classes. Teacher said:
- Today we learn the alphabet. He say this A- B - C - D - E
...
One child stood up and asked:
- The keyboard – where are you see them?
2. Child of programmer's question:
- Dad, what notation?
- How does that mean ... listen, midi files, notation is
written on paper.
3. Q: Why does a programmer love a computer more than his wife?