IT Jokes :: (01)

1. Children's  school. English  classes. Teacher said:

   - Today we learn the alphabet. He say this A- B - C - D - E ...

      One child stood up and asked:

   - The keyboard – where are you see them?

2. Child of programmer's question:

   - Dad, what notation?

   - How does that mean ... listen, midi files, notation is written on paper.

3. Q: Why does a programmer love a computer more than his wife?

Debate about the box

An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in area for some sheep, but they have a limited amount of building material. The

Engineer gets up first and makes a square fence with the material, reasoning that it's a pretty good working solution.

 "No no," says the physicist, "there's a better

way." He takes the fence and makes a circular pen, showing how it encompasses the maximum possible space with the given material.

Refrigerate Elephants

Analysis:

1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.

2. Redefine the measure on the refrigerator (or the elephant).

3. Apply the Banach- Tarsky theorem.

Number Theory:

1. First factorize, second multiply.

2. Use induction. You can always squeeze a bit more in.